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Song Parodies -> "Taw a Puddytat"

Original Song Title:

"What's New, Pussycat?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Taw a Puddytat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Taw a puddytat, uh-uh-oh; I tought I
Taw a puddytat, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh.
Puddytat, puddytat, you've got gwowers;
They send no fwowers to me fwom you.
Pwease take a powder,
To use argot, "Puddytat, bwow!
Puddytat, puddytat, I watch you,
Pest, go screw,
Do, pwease go, puddytat, bwow!

Taw a puddytat, uh-uh-oh; I tought I
Taw a puddytat, uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh.
Puddytat, puddytat, I'd be fiwwing your gut;
God wiwwing, I'll escape you.
Don't go and shake up my cage,
I'll put you in your pwace.
Puddytat, puddytat, I watch you,
Pest, go scwew,
Go eat some, puddytat, pwaice.

Chaw some, puddytat, go-o-o-o-o-o,
Chaw some, puddytat, go-o-o-o-o-o.
Puddytat, puddytat, eat some fishes
They're so dewicious, omegas too
You will be hissing
If I peck your puddytat wips.
Puddytat, puddytat, I watch you,
Pest, go chew.
Chew with your puddytat wips
Go-o-o-o!
Food dat de puddytats pwize,
Go-o-o-o!
Food dat yiewds, puddytat, woe.

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ISTA - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but still makes me grin with nostalgia at how painfully and hilariously unintelligable Tweety. And people thought "The Teletubbies" was bad for kids' speech development.
alvin - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
sufferin' succotash...i howled all the way through this
Agrimorfee - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
What a tweet pawody!
2Eagle - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I remember the original song and Loony Tunes should have used it.
Jason - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This is brilliant! I loved Sylvester and Tweety 555.
John Barry - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, ISTA, Alvin, Agrimorfee, 2Eagle, Jason.
Kwistof Wobertson - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Fabuwous! This is for the birds....tiny, yellow 5s

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