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Song Parodies -> "D-R-U-G"

Original Song Title:

"L-O-V-E"

Original Performer:

Nat King Cole

Parody Song Title:

"D-R-U-G"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

D’s for Demerol, it comforts me
R’s for Ritalin, l’ve ADD
U’s for Ultram: very little narcolepsy
G’s for grass, or more precisely, cannabis I score

And drugs are all I’ll ever want from you
Drugs can shore me up when I feel blue
Mood-change drugs, I take ’em
And I never will forsake ’em
Drugs are made for us to do

D’s for Dilaudid, it comforts me
R’s for Rohypnol—narcolepsy
U’s for Ultracet, the Ultram is mixed with T*
G’s for ganja—more precisely, sativa I score

And drugs are all I ever want to do
Drugs are better than a daily screw
Mood-change drugs, I take ’em
Hashish brownies, I will bake ’em
Drugs I crave—not just a few!

Drugs I take—forsake a screw
Drugs, I take and make ’em too


*Tylenol

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Porfle Popnecker - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
This is one of my favorite Brady Bunch songs.
John Barry - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Porf.
Rob Arndt - April 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Since I take 33 pills a day, inhalers, nebulizers, O2, insulin injections and have treatments several times a week- I can totally relate- 555!!! Btw JAB, if you don't see a comment but have 5s I always rate you high even w/o comments. You are still the MASTER around here. I am an anomoly and an anachronism having crossed the line between genius and insanity a long time ago!!! Also, I am behind in my 'Oblivion" series but will do a few soon.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
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