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Song Parodies -> "He Got a Belle Who Shoots"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"He Got a Belle Who Shoots"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
He got a belle who shoots
A moose to dine.
She's gonna cut that thing in two
Then start fryin'
Venison, fryin'.
On land she will track it. . .
Then gunnin' it down.
Hope she ain't like Cheney
Shoot an old man where his face is found.
It ain't so swell Dick shoots
When he's drunk fine
Moonshine.
Kill that moose,
Cut skin loose,
Fry 'neath spruce,
Style au jus. Next, a sow.
And go from there,
Farm vicinity
And down a cow.
Near steer meat!
He got a belle who shoots
The bull so fine.
A moose to dine.
She's gonna cut that thing in two
Then start fryin'
Venison, fryin'.
On land she will track it. . .
Then gunnin' it down.
Hope she ain't like Cheney
Shoot an old man where his face is found.
It ain't so swell Dick shoots
When he's drunk fine
Moonshine.
Kill that moose,
Cut skin loose,
Fry 'neath spruce,
Style au jus. Next, a sow.
And go from there,
Farm vicinity
And down a cow.
Near steer meat!
He got a belle who shoots
The bull so fine.
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nice companion piece to the other
too bad there isn't a democrat season.. varmints
Yes, Captain Jack, she's got o'McCAIN shot right between his ears; his brain has gone lame! Voters are brain dead, as well, as they love her spewin', even if it's them she's stewin' !
Interesting choice of subject. I wonder what words Palin can't SPELL? We know they inserted the word "new-clear" into her teleprompter so she wouldn't pull a Bush and go "nu-kyh-ler"!
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