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Song Parodies -> "Hitch 'n' the Rides"

Original Song Title:

"Hitchin' a Ride"

Original Performer:

Vanity Fair

Parody Song Title:

"Hitch 'n' the Rides"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The films referenced here are “The Lady Vanishes,” “Strangers on a Train,” “Shadow of a Doubt,” and “North by Northwest.” Trains play a major role in “Number 17” and “Secret Agent.”
“The grand dam’s gone!” the young girl cries.

[Passengers respond]:
“She clearly wasn’t on the train! SHE lies!!
Bitch is a psy-cho, flipped’s her mind!”
Some more the train roams; the old gal she finds.

Finds, finds, finds—chick’s satisfied.
Rides, rides, rides—Hitch ’n’ the rides.

There are two strangers on a train,
And one starts pouring out his plan insane.
Hitch digs the rides, hittin’ his stride.
He used the leitmo-tif of the train ride.

Rides, train rides, Hitch digs the rides.
Rides, rides, rides, Hitch ’n’ the rides.

Long distance comes uncle to stay;
He had killed lonely widows, but one day. . .
Killed on a ride, killed just outside—
From the train he’s thrown—nasty way to’ve died.

Died, died, died, killed on a ride.
Likes trains rides, Hitch digs the rides.

Ice blonde goes up to see her guy.
The train enters a tunnel—you know why!
Dick in a bride, dick in a slide.
And that train is long—“Sig”nals they’re astride.

’stride, ’stride, ’stride, chick is astride
Guy; smiles guy—dick’s in a slide.
Rides, rides, rides chick; he’s astride,
Rides, rides, rides—hittin’ his stride.
Rides, rides, rides—Hitch ’n’ the rides!



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Old Man Ribber - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - If you ever tire of parody writing, you can always become curator of the Alfred Hitchcock Museum Of Cinema! The tour de force continues! ;D
John Barry - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
OMR: What a job that would be!
WarrenB - March 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm lovin' these! And what OMR said. I wonder if there is a museum for Hitch. I'll have to Google it.

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