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Song Parodies -> "The Kittens Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Kittens Song"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Fresh mutt roasting on an open fire,
Hacked off, tips of spiny toes.
Drool I, feral; creeping tongue will aspire
For roast, mess: pup--I've dressed Fido.

A repast for schmoes is turkey;
I'll be givin' toasts to delightful seasoned 'nine.
Fido's hot, with his thighs all aglow--
I can hardly wait till we dine.

Although I's sad to have to slay
My bring-a-tossed-stick boy;
So good he'll be flambé.
A gen'rous mutter pile--
I feast my eye.
I could eat reindeer--
Really, though, chow is Fi-

And -do. I'm offering my guests a plate.
They think that lunch is fine-meat stew.
And so Fido's dead, fancy* dining awaits. . .
Wednesday, kittens they'll chew.

*dog fancy, term describing the group of people interested in and active in the promotion of purebred dogs; cat fancy: collective term for those involved in competitively breeding, exhibiting, and judging cats.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
LMAO...morbidly hilarious...what a mental picture
Stan Hall - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Dog favorer that I am, my only disappointment here is that the titular "Kittens" turn out to be the feasters rather than the feast. %s anyway, for an expertly cooked-up parody. :-)
MadameK-9 - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Captain Jack, ~Marquis de FancyFeast~ this is quite well done . . . but there lurks a certain PirateEsque feel about it, that worries me . . . it borders on L/meat, sir !
Meriadoc - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment was really going great until you ate the kittens too... ;-)
AFW - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Looks like we both went to the cats, today...far out and funny
John Barry - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Stan Madame (you slay me), Merry, AFW.
EmiLoca - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
*child opens box, extracts a honey-glazed ham*
Ahaha...ha. Uh, not that one, I'm pretty sure your Christmas puppy is in a different box... *collar tug*
Hilarious, John. :-)

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