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Song Parodies -> "Miss 'Trix Is a Scary Mistress"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Miss 'Trix Is a Scary Mistress"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Miss 'Trix is a scary mistress,
Miss 'Trix puts your pair in distress,
Whip tricks can impair your dick's zest;
Then she'll backhand your ear.

Good hidings will sting as they bruise your skin,
Good hidings from Miss 'Trix; call her "harpy" and fear.

She's niggardly with her puss 'n'
No thing to her giggy's put in,
She's rigged with a big thing put in
You to bugger your rear.

She won't stow it but in your bum,
She won't slow until she is done,
You won't go until she says, "Done!
Grab your hat and leave here."

Miss 'Trix is a weary mistress,
Miss 'Trix says, "Outa here--dismissed."
"Miss 'Trix, I'm not yet near blissness"--
A masochistic leer.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
You're gonna get so much coal this year you could open your own mine. But then, you already know you're naughty. She told you! In so many ways!
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
this is one TRIX that ain't for kids
Meriadoc - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh Johnny you've been a very very bad boy again... :-P
AFW - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Sexy and funny, great combo
John Barry - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, trio and AFW.
Michael Pacholek - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
If there were a Comment of the Month Award, I'd have just handed my wiseass crown to Alvin!
Yoidy - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I keep falling for this mistrexx's trixx 555 to keep me alive!

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