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Song Parodies -> "Bellow, Dairy Moo"
Original Song Title:
"Hello, Mary Lou"
Original Performer:
Ricky Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"Bellow, Dairy Moo"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
You were grassin' in new-mown hay,
Flashed those bovine eyes my way
And, mooo, I wanted milk forever poured.
You were standin' on the ground
And as I slowly loped around
And sized you up, your beauty I adored.
CHORUS:
I said, bellow, dairy moo,
Stole my heart,
Beef dairy moo, I'm so in love with you.
Then flew, dairy moo,
Coopid's love dart,
Which, bellow, dairy moo,
Struck my heart.
I saw your udders, heard your voice,
That mooing noise caused me to hoist;
Wild horses no longer my choice today.
I now can see why Hindus might
Call you "sacred"; you're such delight.
I think it's time for us to hit the hay.
CHORUS
Flashed those bovine eyes my way
And, mooo, I wanted milk forever poured.
You were standin' on the ground
And as I slowly loped around
And sized you up, your beauty I adored.
CHORUS:
I said, bellow, dairy moo,
Stole my heart,
Beef dairy moo, I'm so in love with you.
Then flew, dairy moo,
Coopid's love dart,
Which, bellow, dairy moo,
Struck my heart.
I saw your udders, heard your voice,
That mooing noise caused me to hoist;
Wild horses no longer my choice today.
I now can see why Hindus might
Call you "sacred"; you're such delight.
I think it's time for us to hit the hay.
CHORUS
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A teet treat..delightfully farm funny...I never laughed so hard, beefore ,,,five quarts
Lordy! You're sure on a roll today, JAB...Cow-abunga!!! 555
lol...a direct hit on my funnybone...5s plus
Hay hay hay; John, do you ever read your private messages on the messageboard?
This one was a little skim. Besides, I did "Hello Dairy Brew" earlier this year, although it wasn't quite on the same subject.
Thanks, AFW, Kristof, Alvin, MP, Royce--rarely read 'em, but I saw yours and replied.
Thanks to this, sheep are no longer scared. The cows are!
udderly romantic, JAB - 555
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