It's the most gun-is-full time of the year—
Insurgency upwelling, folks urgently yelling:
"Everyone stand clear!"
It's the most gun-is-full time of the year.

It's the gat-gattiest season of all.
You go to clear the street in a place where the greetin'
Ain't a friendly call.
It's the gat-gattiest season of all

Back stateside pols are boasting 'bout how they'll be toasting
Us; how well elections will go.
But you don't buy the story; sniper's on third floor; he
Just barely misses your elbow.

It's the most gun-is-full time of the year.
There's a missile going toward that car; it's blowing
Up all who are near.
It's the most gun-is-full time of the year.