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Song Parodies -> "Gimpy From Luggin'"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Some Lovin'"

Original Performer:

Spencer Davis Group

Parody Song Title:

"Gimpy From Luggin'"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well, peso netto's rising
'cause I'm puttin' on more
Weight, and when I'm walkin'
I'm damagin' the floor.
Ingestin' pastries
Washed down with quarts of pop.
Filets flush with fat, so greasy,
Once I start, I can't stop.

So hard to perambulate,
To perambulate.
You know, I'm gimpy from luggin',
Gimpy, gimpy from luggin'
Heavier weight.

I eat so much food
That I've got a huge "spare tire."
Better abate the feasting,
But my plate is piled higher.
Binge-and-barf way
May be what I gotta do.
Made bulimic case, me,
Put me hand down and spew.

Then I'm so gagged, I taste it,
Sown haggis and chips.
You know I bring up my luncheon,
Bring up, give up, my munchin'--

I eat so much food
That my weight is gettin' higher
Better abate the feasting,
Or I may just expire.
Binge-and-barf way
Works, but it's not good
It depletes and taxes
Electrolytes' neighborhood.

My potassium's wasted,
You gotta give me some liquids
Gimme liquids--and quickly!
To rehydrate.

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Dylan Baranski - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent! You now weigh 555 pounds. I was wondering who originally sang this besides the Blues Brothers. I was thinking Gary Glitter, but it appears that I'm wrong.
Ann Hammond - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day
John Barry - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dylan, Ann, Alvin.

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