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Song Parodies -> "Shakers"

Original Song Title:

"Schaefer Beer jingle"

Original Performer:

Madison Avenue

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

OS lyrics included, because I couldn't find them on the Web.
Shakers were not able to have
kids, and so their line is done.
Shaker pleasure was to make
furniture, and by the ton.

Neither sex got to savor the carnal world;
these people weren’t having much fun.
Shakers elected not to have
sex, and so now there are none.


Schaefer is the one beer to have
When you’re having more than one
Schaefer flavor doesn’t fade
Even when your thirst is done

The most rewarding flavor in this man’s world
For people who are having fun
Schaefer is the one beer to have
When you’re having more than one

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Craig - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
I think I'll fall over if Mr. Barry turns to Zest Soap next for inspiration!
Larry Hensley - January 10, 2017 - Report this comment
This was well written and a good read
Patrick - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
Arnold Hadd, Frances Carr, and June Carpenter. Last of their faith. How did that celibacy thing work out?

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