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Song Parodies -> "Papal Hat Miters"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Papal Hat Miters"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Papal hat miters, miters. . .

Here’s stir. . .no madams, so they read the Book.
For tuchus, cheers at night. . .thrill to stake a nook.
They’ll bray a novena, then randily leer,
Want that seeding knob in a vault of he,
These papal hat miters,
Papal back-spikers.

They’ve got dermis scoring as they urge the gland;
They’ve said “nix” to wives, so they’re wrung by hand;
The Son ain’t lurking as they pray for tail.
With the headed knobs they seek faults to breach,
These papal back miters,
Papal back-likers.

Papal crack-pikers

(hymnal interlude)

They go down on pages like the raging crew
Of self-righteous whores—need I speak of who[m]?
When the stake grows stronger, they will spike a child;
It’s an anus pound in a mauling spree,
These papal back miters,
Papal back tykers.

They can squeally tyke-spit as they halve that site;
They can spray a million in an opened sprite.
With their lust—besperm it; when they spend, no fear
’cause the See don’t break wanton lechery.
Sees Papal back tykers,
From the law hides ’em.

Papal hat miters
(Papal back miters)
Papal back-likers
(Papal crack-pikers)
Papal back tykers
(Papal back-spikers)

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Old Man Ribber - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
It appears the crosiers are the only "crooks" at work here. Maybe it's 1517 all over again, as clerical "indulgences" are sparking rage and needed reformation (small R this time!). Thanks for this one, JAB! ;D
Chance Gollnick - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I like it even though i have no clue what a papal hat miter is. Good job.
AFW - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Pope's gropes are off the ropes...deep subjecting
2Eagle - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Their moms should have given them Stetsons and let them grow up to be cowboys.
Old Man Ribber - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
"aren't", not "are" ;D
LadyCatLicker - August 13, 2010 - Report this comment
CaptainJack Barrow Marquis de MattersWorn . . . Ohhh, to see a convoy of Papal-back ' Bikers' riding Hwy-1 along our NorCAL Coast !
Patrick - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Chance: Miter is the tall hat worn by a bishop or the Pope during important ceremonies. It has become politically incorrect to criticize Blacks, Jews, Muslims, leaving only the Catholic Church and its priests as a target one can slam with impunity.

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