When Johnny was almost comatose
One day, oy vey!
Two stooges tried step on Comey's toes;
They made their play.
They said, "John, here. . ." pulled a paper out--
"Sign this; it's OK, there's no doubt."
But he said, "No way, because Comey's at the post."

A few years later, Comey exposed
The play that day.
It sounded like what Nixon proposed
That day in May
When he did OK the "plumbers'" rout
In Watergate of Dems' redoubt.
Then he went away, old Tricky Dick was deposed.

Much worse than the crime is what's disclosed,
They say, they say.
The coverup's what gets the case closed
Not a BJ [e.g.].
"I don't know nothing," dim Al did pout;
His lips moved, but nothing came out.
So what did she say, now that Monica's deposed?