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Song Parodies -> "Donald"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Richie Valens

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Gross Donald,
joke Donald,
schmoe Donald,
’ho’s, Donald.

Guy has a squirr’l
topside for a mane.
he polls top of the game.

Comics loves that churl,
Donald, cause he’s funny. . .

Scoffers are on
him like dog on bone.
Satiric wealth
each time he intones.

But some love that churl,
Donald, and seriously.

Oaf snarling, New Jersey Don
and Mafiosi crew.
All his crimes swept ’neath the rug
that’s yuge.

Guy is a churl,
Donald is his name.
he prates in tones not tame.
Got a rug of squirr’l—
Donald’s hair rares to flee. . .
hair’s scarin’ me!

Blov’s Donald,
crows Donald,
smoke Donald
blows, Donald.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   9
 2   1
 3   2
 4   1
 5   4

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Michael Pacholek - July 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I wish I could give you extra points for using the word "churl."
Benny - July 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Mr. Barry, please refrain from abusing Old English with your parodies. No one uses churl anymore, not even an effeminate dandy! If you want to write Ye Olde Dirty Limericks, there are other sites.
John Barry - July 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Methinks, Benjamin that thou dost lack in, dare I say it, the "'rightgeist." Churlishly thine.
Worn out - July 23, 2015 - Report this comment
When will people get off the Trump bandwagon and focus on real issues? You think the economy would be priority one!
Calllmelennie - July 23, 2015 - Report this comment
HA! That's telling 'im, JAB .... I think
J. Yellen - July 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I believe this is a parody site, not an economics forum. Besides, Trump is a self-parody, ripe for further rate hikes.
@JYellen - July 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Ah, shut your pie hole! Trump likes to toot his own horn over his business credentials, so let him talk economics.
J. Yellen - July 23, 2015 - Report this comment
As we economists say: F you, a (not pie) hole.

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