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Song Parodies -> "Cinnamon Swirl"
Original Song Title:
"Cinnamon Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Young
Parody Song Title:
"Cinnamon Swirl"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I wanna lick off a cinnamon swirl—
I could be lappy,
But that isn’t nice,
Lapping cinnamon swirls.
So creamy the texture,
Those buns a delight.
It’s better than sex; sure
Makes me want to bite
Icing’s sticky swirls.
Dental extraction
Might come if I don’t
Employ cleansing action,
But often I won’t. . .
Sugar slick on them pearls.
I scream ’cause the dentist
Old-school doesn’t like
To use anesthetic—
I beg for the spike. . .
Nice killin’-pain swirls.
He comes to a nerve now;
It’s gonna make me curse, “OW!”
A reflex, just by chance,
Sends my foot to crotch of his pants,
I think I kicked in his lance. . .
“OW! OW! OW!”
I could be lappy,
But that isn’t nice,
Lapping cinnamon swirls.
So creamy the texture,
Those buns a delight.
It’s better than sex; sure
Makes me want to bite
Icing’s sticky swirls.
Dental extraction
Might come if I don’t
Employ cleansing action,
But often I won’t. . .
Sugar slick on them pearls.
I scream ’cause the dentist
Old-school doesn’t like
To use anesthetic—
I beg for the spike. . .
Nice killin’-pain swirls.
He comes to a nerve now;
It’s gonna make me curse, “OW!”
A reflex, just by chance,
Sends my foot to crotch of his pants,
I think I kicked in his lance. . .
“OW! OW! OW!”
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cinnamon swirls are the breakfast of the gods
I went to the same dentist!
Loved the "dental extraction" verse especially.
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