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Song Parodies -> "I'm Gettin' Round"

Original Song Title:

"I Get Around"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Gettin' Round"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

one stone = 14 pounds; saturnine: sluggish in temperament
I'm getting' round,
Round, round, gettin' round,
I'm gettin' round,
Gettin' round, round, round,
I'm gettin' round.

I'm gettin' round,
Packin' pounds.
I eat too much bread,
I am way overfed.

I'm gettin' bulged fryin' up those mounds of bacon strips,
They gotta find a place to go, and it's my hips.

My butt won't recede--it's hittin' near twelve stone,
I'm a fat guy, bloatin' up like an Elvis clone.


I cannot shake the carbs, 'cause I love leavened treats
And I never miss gettin' my mitts on sweets.

One of my thighs is so heavy, I couldn't wear tights.
As I ingest corn curls, I'm a saturnine sight.


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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   5

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Kristof Robertson - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's some 5's, lardass! 555
alvin rhodes - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s plus
John Barry - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristof, Alvin, thanks.
MALCOLM HIGGINS - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Since Malcolm did, indeed, use the obvious joke... I'm serving you a five-course meal. (That's also been done before.)

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