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Song Parodies -> "What Does the Teller Do?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"What Does the Teller Do?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What does the teller do,
Reading this line:
"I have a gub"? She asks of you:
It's signifyin'"?

You say that a gat is
What you've written down.
She can't understand it,
Your cramped handwriting; she asks around.

In other tellers move
To check the line,

"There's G-U."
"That's quite true."
"After U,
I construe B."

"No how!
It's N, I swear."
You say earnestly.

Cops arrive now.

They read it.

"That's B, we're tellin' you.
Now you'll do time."

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alvin - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
ah of the funniest moments of the hysterical movie "take the money and run"

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