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Song Parodies -> "The Brisket's Bad"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Brisket's Bad"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

It has just been fried at 2-0-5,
Raise the temp, the pathogens die.
From swine I'm changin'; on pork I've cut back,
But a fever nasty grips me 'cause the brisket's bad.

Eat meat high-fried--should be alright,
But I ache from salmonella plight.
You get trichinosis from a porcine stew,
So that is why I switched to meat that once went "moo."

But this brisket, this brisket,
This brisket's bad. . .
Salmonella--hope the cattle weren't mad.
There's no risk in this brisket
I had bet--a bad move.
My intestines are grooved
By creatures with hooves.

With just ptomaine, there'd be less pain--
Swelled butthole droppin' till drained.
I'm gonna join the vegan fad
And swear off those nasty tidbits,
Like brisket that's bad.

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alvin rhodes - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
A brisket, you passed it, three fives are in your basket!
Paul Robinson - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
JB, After I read this I had the cramps...5 of them, 3 times ~ ~ ~
John Barry - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Rick, Paul.
MrMacphisto - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Meriadoc - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
"intestines were grooved by creatures with hooves" ! Great line!
Michael Pacholek - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
A very meaty parody.

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