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Song Parodies -> "His Job Is Selling Fruit"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"His Job Is Selling Fruit"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
His job is selling fruit
During daytime.
A cravat complements his suit. . .
Used for tyin’
Gals’ windpipes. . .dyin’.
So his haberdasher
Keeps rakin’ in pounds.
He can’t keep neck sashes
’cause his cravats on gals’ napes are found.
When he’s not selling fruit,
Then his pastime’s
Lass[o] time.
His pursuit,
Beyond fruit,
Is to mute
And make moot
Girls who’d shout.
But he’s found there…
Haberdashery
Is in a rout:
He’s tie-free!
So he who sells the fruit
Now will do time.
During daytime.
A cravat complements his suit. . .
Used for tyin’
Gals’ windpipes. . .dyin’.
So his haberdasher
Keeps rakin’ in pounds.
He can’t keep neck sashes
’cause his cravats on gals’ napes are found.
When he’s not selling fruit,
Then his pastime’s
Lass[o] time.
His pursuit,
Beyond fruit,
Is to mute
And make moot
Girls who’d shout.
But he’s found there…
Haberdashery
Is in a rout:
He’s tie-free!
So he who sells the fruit
Now will do time.
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JAB - I KNOW this one! You're talking about Rusk! ;D
wanna neck, sirSweaty ? ? Sir Duke 0TrippleH ~
Rusk it is. Anytime, NorCAL.
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