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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Days: Twelve, a Slew"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Days: Twelve, a Slew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Christmas days: twelve. A slew
Of gifts you'll find.
Such as turtle doves--there are two.
Pipers pipin'?
Eleven pipin'.

Ten lords, first they're standing
Then leap up and down.
Then you get that swan thing--
Whole flock of seven swimming around.

And so, what else accrued
At Christmas time?
Well. . .nine
Chicks tutu'd,
Six geese rude,
Three-hen brood,
Four birds, coo'd,
Eight chicks. . .cow

And way up there
Partridge in pear tree.
Five gold rings--wow!

And finally,
There's drummers, twelve, for you,
At Christmas time.

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alvin - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
amazing how ya got it all in...screamin' saint nicholas !
AFW - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I feel like Ingrid, you're keeping me "Spell"bound
Rick C - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
What alvin said.

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