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Song Parodies -> "Feng Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Feng Girl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Feng (pronounced "fung") shui is a dubious discipline that purports to improve your life by the strategic placement of furniture, etc.
CHORUS:
Feng girl, help order my mind
My furniture need be realigned.
Can you run, girl,
To my home, Feng girl?

You say, no arms on ottoman
Means I divert chi to the roof.
You say, I must relieve
Stress up above,
So it must move,
But then I won't be waterproof!

CHORUS

Beneath the bathroom, you'll shake up
My bathing by switching the pipes.
You've got the cold
Tap placed wrong; it's where the
Hot used to be.
I forget, shower, and scream, "Yipes!"

CHORUS

My home's now a diorama;
It's so wondrous to see the stars.
Sky's crystal clear,
Till the isobar lines
Sharply decline
While we dine and a monsoon starts.

Oh, Feng girl, get out of my life,
Your work has really pissed off my wife.
Better run, girl,
She's got a gun girl.

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Johnny D - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
JB, sometimes I think your mind's as twisted as my own ... and you may very well wonder if that's a good thing! 5's
alvin rhodes - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
this is feng-sweet !
John Barry - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD--I think it's the New England upbringing. Alvin, thanks.
Leo Jay - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Yikes -- sounds like your re-arrangement is less than feng-tional... Great idea, well done. And nice job rhyming with the original, I especially love 'diorama' for 'your momma'. (In fact, next time someone is obnoxious to me, I might just respond, "diorama"...)

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