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Song Parodies -> "Fix Me Some Lunch Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Isn't She Lovely"

Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Fix Me Some Lunch Meat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Fix me some lunch meat,
Delicious, wonderful.
Delicatessen. . .
Fress sometimes on a roll.
I’m like a hog when I will eat
Nice tasty and nitraty treat,
So, fix me some lunch meat, make it lunch.

Isn’t it delish?
Truly a maven’s fress.
Boy, it’s sure crappy—
I have it nonetheless.
I can’t believe what’s in this stuff—
Still I chow down; can’t get enough.
So fix me some lunch meat, make it brunch.

Sickened from lunch meat. . .
Bite this junk all the same.
Bite into feces—
Mainly from rats they came.
Luncheon I place between two buns. . .
Vittles chewed, then I get the runs.
It’s gross, really, lunch meat—aches my gut.

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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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TJC - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Gorging on your 'nitratey treat' of wordplay, John... But to paraphrase Alan Sherman, "Don't wry the liverwurst..."! (that stuff's sacred!)
< ! ! ! > - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Captain Jack de BrunchGut . . . . just munch a little closer, SirSweaty . . . .
Fiddlegirl - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, Bologna!.... ;)
John Barry - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
TJC: Ich liebe Wurst--nicht! Danke.

!!!: "much a little closer"--must be a song title in there somewhere.

FG: My specialty.
Guy - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
John - It's suppossed to be lunch - not lunge. I'd lunge right over the table if served what you portray here. If you have ever seen that stuff being made you'd avoid it like BP. I had a brother-in-law who worked for a packing plant. I've seen what goes in and I think it is better tasting once out. Remember - it is better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it.

I think it is only fitting that this parody be followed up with a read of Alvin Rhodes' rendition of "Vera, Do The Dishes" by the same original artist.. Well someone has to clean up after you eat don't they? Here's the link:

And remember, no one should starve in the dessert because of the sand which is there. =;-)
Christie Marie M - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
This is why I don't like eating ham sandwich as a kid! I always thought that lunch meat is made up of some processed, artifical meats instead of real meats. And they would easily get stale and hard to bite and digest. Packing you 555's!

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