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Song Parodies -> "Rubens, Paint Me"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Baby"

Original Performer:

Dion and the Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"Rubens, Paint Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ah well there's a type of girl and Rubens lent her his name.
This girl ain't playing at any food-snubbin' game.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Rubens, Rubens was an artist,
And his gals are kinda zaftig.
Rubens, Rubens, Rubenesque, so fine.

Looks like they ain't lost baby fat and like pies.
I tell ya, they steal away their friends' mayonnaise-laced fries.
They are happy when they're fressin';
I'm might impressed when they pose, post-undressin'. . .
Rubens, Rubens, Rubenesque behinds.

["Paint babes" overlaid with "Rubens, Rubens, Rubens, paint me"] 4x
["Paint babes" overlaid with "Don't blow like ' Gogh"]
["Paint babes" overlaid with "Rubens, Rubens, Rubens, paint me"]

Well there's a type of girl and Rubens lent her his name
She does not look like slender Channing in Auntie Mame,
No, no, no no no!

Got a butt with adipose tissue,
Got some jugs that look like milk's about to issue.
Wow, big 'uns, wow! Rubens, Rubens, Rubens, what a guy!

[repeat "Paint babes". . . .]

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
especially like the mayonnaise laced fries bit
MasonR - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Ahem! Uh, er, yes, quite the art history lesson you've got going on here today.
auClairDeRubens - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Ruben, Ruben, I so declare!

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