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Song Parodies -> "Hump Day, Smudge Day"

Original Song Title:

"Monday, Monday"

Original Performer:

Mama and the Papas

Parody Song Title:

"Hump Day, Smudge Day"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Tuesday, Tuesday--no hood on me,
Tuesday, Tuesday, it is all gross carnality.
On Tuesday, whoring, boozeday, snorting. . .
Goodness cancelee.
Fat Tuesday, breachin' boundaries of decency.

Wednesday, Wednesday, ash-smudge-head day,
Wednesday, Wednesday, when dining, must spurn mound buffet.
Oh, Wednesday mornin',
I will start self morti-
fyin', you will see.
Oh, Wednesday mornin'
Mounds, food, I'll leave and not take meat.

Then for forty days, Lent for forty days,
Yes, for forty days! I will not eat swine, no.
But at last when Easter comes:
Break the fast when Easter comes;
You will find me dinin' all of the time.

Tuesday, boozeday, so good to me,
Tuesday, porking out and sin-drenched in lechery.
But Wednesday morning, Wednesday morning,
Goodness returnee.
Then Sunday, Easter, preacher is beseechin' me.

Then till Ash Wednesday, Lent is far away,
Go out of my way to eat meat--all kinds, yeah!
Being a mutton glutton, being a sluttin' glutton,
You will find me dinin' just like a swine.

Hump day, hump day, ash-smudge-head day,
Hump-day smudge day, please go away!. . .

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Jason - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS but it was funny nonetheless. 545
alvin - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
title of the day
Michael Pacholek - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
A coup de Mardi Gras.
littleBunnyCakes - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
~~HAPPY EASTER ~~, Mrs & Captain Jack Barrow

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