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Song Parodies -> "Diana"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

As sung by Dick Cheney. (Diana: Roman goddess of the hunt)
She's so young and he's so old;
He's from hot state, she's from cold.
She's hot for the NRA;
Cried when Charlton passed away.
I think that she's a doozy. . .
Stalk through the woods with Uzi.
Oh, please, slay with me, Diana.

Let's sneak up and then get real close
To that herd of bucks and does.
She sure ain't namby-pamby--
Go, Diana, waste Bambi!
When she's blown them does apart,
Then it's time to halve a hart.
Oh, please, slay with me, Diana.

Shoot a starling, shoot a gopher,
Shoot an old man you thought's a plover. . .
Right in the face, where it smarts

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! . . .

If John wins, you'll play the part
Of Veep without a bad heart,
But when you go out and take up arms,
Keep THAT old man from ballistic harms,
If you harm him--wait, I've seen the light!
Why didn't I blow away the dumb shite?!
Oh, please, slay with me, Diana,
Oh, please, Diana,
Slow-squeeze, Diana. . . .

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Total Votes: 8

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Meriadoc - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm laughing in spite of myself! Halve a hart was great.
alvin - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
love the bizarre concept
2Eagle - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Diana could be the goddess of the NRA.
QueenNRA - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
This goddess will gladly 'put the sqeeze' on that 'Trick Knee', Sir Sweaty !!
PMS - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with Meriadoc
SwingVO - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
As ballistic as ol' John's 'charms' may be . . . he still must maintain some sense of dignity: ask ms Sarah to set down!

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