-> "Snot Goo’s Much—No Dearth"
Original Song Title:
"Not to Touch the Earth" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Snot Goo’s Much—No Dearth"
Snot goo’s much—no dearth,
snot goo’s yucky, runs. . .
nothin’ left to do but plumb with thumb,
Spouts like a gorged rill;
soon I’ll try a pill.
Grand flow if I sneeze;
drippiness will not cease—
runs on, nasal plumbing spree.
sumped for me—
Of manners, bad form;
undammed snot makes folks ill.
Sticky the goo that is gunked up there.
Head is a farm growing obnoxious ware,
and I won’t slow the picking of what’s inside.
Shed resident crop that is hiding far
near the dividing septum bar.
Gummy yet strong. . .it’s like fishing for Gar.
Soon I’ll eat a feast. . .no par!
sumped for me—
To mouth, craw: vittles that had time to “bake.”
Just sinister, awful: the moves that I make,
but hindered is smell from what’s upside the nose. . .
take some, hurl it on Joe’s clothes.
Yeah, comes off. . .
if you don’t wait until morning
to get it nice with duds cleaning.
Run, run, run,
turn, turn, turn
soon, soon soon!
to wash room
or the vestments:
I have no handkerchief;
I’ll use my handy sleeve.
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