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Song Parodies -> "This Fellow Roped in Sex Truss"

Original Song Title:

"The Yellow Rose of Texas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"This Fellow Roped in Sex Truss"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He’s a fellow roped in sex truss;
And Vi is gonna beat
Him, as she shouts, “I’ll scold ya—
For both of them, a treat.”
She plies a belt of leather
On every body part.
And tightly he is tethered;
The cowhide hide does smart.

The maltreatments bring out color
That’s rosy, topped with blue. . .
Blends into a bright violet,
The mark of a boo-boo.
She don’t talk much during searing flays
And whips with rosary.
Yes, this fellow roped in sex truss
Beaten by this temptress, she!

Oh, his part is feeling weary,
But his “head” ain’t hanging low.
Once slack, it’s now engorgy;
It burgeons with each blow
The flay prongs his stout, soars, borne upward.
This kinky? You tell me.
But his phallic wood in sex truss
Is raised, swells as she belts me.

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Guy - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
John - Me thinks you have belts in your batt-tree. A little Texas sex us, huh? And I've heard said that the only things in Texas is steers and queers. Yeah we got S & M as well now thanks to you. =;-) What the hecks? This comment's security code is HEX. Why is it that I never see the weird security codes until I'm ready to click the mouse on the send button?
TJC - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Like Luck Charms, it's lexically delicious!
AFW - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Tricky subs, words, and phrases..
TX Fiddlegirl - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah, but it's the pan handle that *really* smarts...
@ FG - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
It'll put a Denton your head, all right.
Tommy Turtle - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
You whipped this one out nicely -- having written several bdsm parodies from "both sides now" lol, and one from the middle (switch hitters), -- no plugs -- and can't decide whether to close on "Whipita Falls" or "Switchita Falls" -- so will just go with, "best parody ever to come out of B*tch-hit-a Balls, TX. A Cat o' Five Tails on you.
FG @ TT - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
But Amarillo-fashioned girl.
Mark Scotti - August 21, 2009 - Report this comment
555 lashes for all my laughing flashes....
UnKnownBellTress - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, Barry, Mr BVD . . . .I'll put a Bell on you, SirSweaty ! !
UnKnownVotress - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
PirateJack . . . can't you even wait until I get my black Lamb's leather Chaps on, SirSweaty?

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