Texas Law Says

If you're makin' rocks between hot buns,
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.
Your seed's for a kunny, not a lad's bum,
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.

Just stick to labies, do not go in back,
But don't fress that place, son!
Think of gals and forget about lads.
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.

Not in Rob, deep'll be your 6" gun.
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.

Don't kiss those labies—use your wood, son.
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.

Stick, don't kiss, labies, do not go in back,
Keep her off your face, son!
Think of gals and forget about lads.
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.