You say it’s your purse day?
I’ll pry purse from you, yeah!
Today is our purse day;
I’m gonna have a good crime.
I’m glad it’s your purse day;
Snatchy purse day for you.

Yes, there’s gonna be a mugging party,
yes, there’s gonna be a robbing party,
yes, there’s gonna be a snatching party.

Before you can back glance (purse day)
or even look askance (purse day),
off with it I will dance.
Purse-day dance.

Snatch it out of your hand (purse day);
ass is where you will land (purse day).
In it I find a grand—
Purse take: grand!

Away-with-your-purse day,
I snatched purse from you, yeah!
Swell! it’s takin’-your-purse day;
I had myself a good crime.
It’s snatchin’-your-purse day:
snatchy purse day—you’re blue.