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Song Parodies -> "La Banca"

Original Song Title:

"La Bamba"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ritchie Valens

Parody Song Title:

"La Banca"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

"La banca" means banking/finance, but "el banco" didn't work with the OS title.
No pongo en la banca,
No pongo en la banca
Lo que se llama “la guita, lana, plata,
Pasta”—no hay ninguna para mí.
Llamada la pobreza,
La pobreza, la vecina por mí seré
Por mí seré,
Por mí seré.

Yo no tengo dinero,
Yo no tengo dinero. . .
Mendicante, indigente.

Nada. . .banca,
Nada. . .banca,
Nada. . .banca.

No me gusta, la banca.
No me gusta, la banca
Porque no hay en mi bolsa ninguna plata.
Ninguna pasta hay para mí. . .
La vecina-pobreza.

Pues yo robo la banca,
Pues yo robo la banca
Para que pueda ganar ’ poco de lana,
Poco de guita habrá para mi. . .

Penitenciaría,
Penitenciaría por mí seré,
Por mí seré,
Por mí seré.

En la cana,
En la cana.

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Patrick - August 08, 2011 - Report this comment
555 años de carcel por su robo de Ritchie Valenzuela. Obama tendra que robar el banco de China. No con pistola, sino con billetes de Reserva Federal que valen menos que los billetes chinos (plata de infierno) que se queman en las fiestas de los antepasados muertos.

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