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Song Parodies -> "The Deck Falls"

Original Song Title:

"Deck the Halls"

Original Performer:

Christmas Carol

Parody Song Title:

"The Deck Falls"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The deck falls and flattens Molly,
Fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall.
My once upright Border Collie,
Bow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.

Don, the contractor's in peril,
Law-law-law-law-law-law-law-law-law-law.
He used shoddy material,
War-war-war-war-war-war-war-war-war.

See the razing tool before me,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.
Right now, his house is two-story,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.

I will show him my displeasure,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.
By halving his house-height measure,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.

Fast my Husquavarna slashes,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.
Down the second story crashes,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.

I'd reached the end of my tether,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.
Now we'll have a drink together,
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.7
Total Votes: 18

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Tim Mayfield - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that's what Christmas is all about. Sharing with others. Umm, wait, no you didn't share, you took revenge. Oops. 5 demerits!! ;-)
Agrimorfee - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"Husquavarna"??? Never heard of that. I guess it's a few steps up from a Sear Craftsman? :) 555
AFW - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This is Fa out in La la land...love it!..5's
Meriadoc - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting.....
Johnny D - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Decksus Chainguffaw Parody Mas-sa-cree.
John Barry - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. JD--LOL at your comment.
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...ha..ha..ha...ha...5s
Ashkicksass - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Dammit! Alvin took my comment. So I guess I'll just have to second it...
Missy Jane & Meli Bug - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
husquvarna is a type of chainsa HUSK as in a husk of corn VARN asin varnish with out the ish NA as in a no, dont want no other chainsaw

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