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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Beekeeper"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Beekeeper"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I've been stung by a slew of those scary tails,
Wending way through my apiary.
Swarm was out to get me
'Cause I hurt the queen.
Give anointment of steroidal cream!

Got it in the face, ow! I'm a beekeeper,
Then they chased me far from the hive.
I got stung, I'm a beekeeper
Deeper and deeper barbs did drive.

I got stung by the whole nest--a million stings
Ran into a cave--escaped, I thought.
But the crew came flyin'
In, wouldn't refrain.
Endlessly they stung; whined I in pain.

Got me every place; I quit as beekeeper.
On myspace, new work did I find.
I got stung by a deceiver,
Made me believe "her"; I'll do time.

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alvin rhodes - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
still buzzin' over this honey of a parody...fives
Ravyn Rant - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting twist of the stinger at the end there, John. 555
Red Ant - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Sweet take on a great classic, John. Free hives!
Meriadoc - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
A million stings in such a short song! Amazing! hee hee.
malcolm higins - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
after a quick read of this, i asked myself wasp wrong with this parody? nothing 5-5-5
John Barry - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Ravyn, Red Ant, Meriadoc, Malcolm.
2Eagle - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"Killer" parody.
AFW - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
I overlooked this earlier..great idea and very well done
The Charnstar - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Oooh, sounds painful. And I never realised how short this song is... WOWSERS! 5-5-5
Peregrin - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice take on a great song John :)

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