Toe jam in foot is rife
If you’re not abluting.
Toe jam’s not very nice—
Vice of not abluting.

Toe jam in foot is rife—
Odor soars
And tootsies get sore.
Without soap, might be parasites
Spawning in jammy stew.

Foot rot hurts a lot,
Plus it stinks
Like chamber pot.
It annoys, when shoes come off,
Noses close to you.

Toe jam in the foot will be rife
If you don’t ablute.
Get in crevices, scrub ’em—
No, soap ain’t moot!
The stench waters the eyes
Worse than a gassy toot.

Gotta pry in to deny
Fungus mounds, a breeding ground.
Gotta clean all that gunk free;
You’ll scream if you eschew.

You will curse, you pass
On blasting nasty crevasse,
So expunge that ghastly mass
Boiling in your shoe.

Toe jam in the foot will be rife
If you should eschew.
Get in crevices, scrub ’em
When you’re ex-shoe.
The stench waters the eyes
Worse than a mass of doo.

Toe jam in foot is rife
If you’re not abluting.
Go jam in soap, then wipe,
Before you’re a-booting.