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Song Parodies -> "Stooge, Gotta Depart"
Original Song Title:
"You Gott Have Heart"
Original Performer:
Damned Yankees soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Stooge, Gotta Depart"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Stooge, gotta depart,
so the country can restart.
All your useless brayin’
ain’t bringin’ wins.
So split, please, spinning tart.
No glimmer of hope
as long as we got this dope.
Everything now is worse than it appears.
The dolt can’t steer the boat.
With this dunce, we’re battin’ zero.
Need someone who knows the score.
Dipsh*t disses all the heroes,
while he’s praising many whores.
We can’t get through it with the douche-twit.
Douche, gotta depart…
child who’s vile, a pile post-fart.
You whine that you are a “genius,” but you’re
a moronic boor who’s got no smarts.
Scourge, you gotta depart.
Stooge, gotta depart.
We need someone now who’s smart.
All your useless brayin’
ain’t bringin’ wins.
So split, please, simple tart.
No glimmer of hope
as long as we got this mope.
Everything now is worse than it appears.
The dope’s a jeering/leering dolt.
With this schmuck, we’re battin’ zero.
Need him shown the exit door.
Dipsh*t disses all the heroes,
while he’s praising many whores.
We can’t get through it with the goon wit.
Loon, gotta depart…
child who’s vile, a pile post-fart.
You whine that you are a “genius,” but you’re
a festering sore—infection’s start.
Surge/scourge goes on. Go! DEPART!!
so the country can restart.
All your useless brayin’
ain’t bringin’ wins.
So split, please, spinning tart.
No glimmer of hope
as long as we got this dope.
Everything now is worse than it appears.
The dolt can’t steer the boat.
With this dunce, we’re battin’ zero.
Need someone who knows the score.
Dipsh*t disses all the heroes,
while he’s praising many whores.
We can’t get through it with the douche-twit.
Douche, gotta depart…
child who’s vile, a pile post-fart.
You whine that you are a “genius,” but you’re
a moronic boor who’s got no smarts.
Scourge, you gotta depart.
Stooge, gotta depart.
We need someone now who’s smart.
All your useless brayin’
ain’t bringin’ wins.
So split, please, simple tart.
No glimmer of hope
as long as we got this mope.
Everything now is worse than it appears.
The dope’s a jeering/leering dolt.
With this schmuck, we’re battin’ zero.
Need him shown the exit door.
Dipsh*t disses all the heroes,
while he’s praising many whores.
We can’t get through it with the goon wit.
Loon, gotta depart…
child who’s vile, a pile post-fart.
You whine that you are a “genius,” but you’re
a festering sore—infection’s start.
Surge/scourge goes on. Go! DEPART!!
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You nailed the landing on this one, JAB. and that pile post fart...too funny!
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