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Song Parodies -> "Kash’ Got Sliced"

Original Song Title:

"Mack the Knife "

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Kash’ Got Sliced"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Fifteen Sauds came in those planes here
and then drove the aircraft right
into Towers, and then down they came
to much terrorist delight.

And now come the Saud knives in unsheathed rage…
scarlet billows start to spread.
Not just knives pared up Kashoggi’s frame.
First they severed, then cleansed…no trace of red.

From the sidewalk he came to the embassy that day
The body no one’s gonna find, nope.
There’s no need for a coroner
after Saudis’ Kashoggi slice.

Did they lug/tote out the body parts? Maybe they did throw
them into acid so they would never be found?
That would be a way to get all the weight cleared.
That would make it much easer to leave town.

Now it’s clear they are great killers. They “disappeared” fast
all of the parts of that sawed-up Kash’.
And now that sheik who’s more than a jailer
lies about sending his goons to slash.

The desert liar blows smoke—a threat, this Saudi.
But he has bought weapons, so he ain’t called down.
Oh, this guy’s forged horror blight reign,
and Kashoggi won’t be found.
Prince ordered the attack.

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Patrick - October 18, 2018 - Report this comment
Clever use of a most appropriate original song. "Scarlet billows start to spread" captures the moment effectively. The US has bombed or occupied a lot less despicable countries than Saudi Arabia. We should have let Saddam have the place in 1990 when he had the chance. He would have sold us the oil.

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