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Song Parodies -> "I Spoon with My Sugar"

Original Song Title:

"A Spoonful of Sugar"

Original Performer:

Mary Poppins Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"I Spoon with My Sugar"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’ve got a gal who is my hon;
we are having noncarnal fun.
A bra might be unsnapped—
it’s pretty tame.

We haven’t gone beyond to make
out; our lust is not slaked.
It’s fantasy to even think that we might….

I spoon with my sugar, who’s a medic in this town,
a medic in this town,
a medic of renown.
I spoon with my sugar, who’s a medic in this town,
but we don’t go all the way.

We’re nestled in each other’s nest.
Admittedly, bodies are pressed
together, but we are not rutting pigs.
We’re quite content in this pursuit,
and intercourse intent is moot.
It would be wrong to move farther along, So…

I spoon with my sugar, who’s a medic in this town,
a medic in this town,
a medic of renown.
I spoon with my sugar, who’s a medic in this town,
but we don’t go all the lay.

On some occasions I have pecked her
on her lips with bright red tone.
But my tongue does not past her lips go.
She nibbles lightly on my lip;
suddenly, I would like to strip
of pants and chance
a grind, entwined.

Buuuuuuuuuuut…

Just spoon with my sugar, though my engine won’t go down
engine won’t go down,
energized, it bounds!
I spoon with my sugar, who’s now energized in mound.
Then, a most inciteful lay.

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Arch Vile - June 30, 2020 - Report this comment
When I started seeing the chorus including "medic in this town", I immediately started thinking...Is this song about Ben Shapiro and his wife? Either way, good depiction of his sex life.

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