Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "There's a Barbell on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"There's a Barbell on You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I sometimes use supine and porcine as soo-pine and por-sine, respectively, for rhyming purposes.
There's a barbell on you,
And it weighs nine
Hundred pounds, but you just bench two,
So you're cryin',
Fecklessly pryin'.

You know gravity is
Pushin' the bar down,
And concavity is
Your chest's shape; convex is no more found.

There's a barbell on you,
And you're supine,
Sous nine.

More than two
Hundred roost
Top o' you,
Like a moose or a cow,
Or a big bear--
Nearly as heavy. . .
More than a sow.

Can't heave it!

There's a barbell on you,
Pressing your spine.

[fade on sounds of labored groaning]


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
fits the frantic tone of the OS well

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/screaminjayhawkins163.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 836