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Song Parodies -> "I'm Henna-Hued with Paint, I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the 8th, I Am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Henna-Hued with Paint, I Am"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'm henna-hued with paint, I am.
Henna's on me painted, thank you, ma'am.
I got markings from the widow next door;
She used mar-free sketch, 'cause I abhor
Those etchers that epidermally
Will rend my skin while drillin'; I'm no fan.
Then I'd faint, broached epidermally.
Henna-painted, thus I am.

She's a nurse; microbes she'll curse.

I'm henna-painted, yes I am;
Henna's on me painted by my lamb,
That's my Mary, she's the widow next door.
She was married--her ex is no more.
He joined a group that's not heavenly;
No angel could save him from the Grim man.
His hemoglobin was tainted, see,
Henna-painted, not this man.

H-E-N-N-A
Henna'd me (henna'd me)
Henna'd he? Henna-free.
Heptic'lly maimed, this man; this man
Etched--through veins the ailment ran.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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alvin - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked the nurse / curse line
Rick C - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I dyed laughing! :-) 555
PMS - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Hep hep hooray!
Red Ant - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Is this OS going to be your next "I Put A Spell On You"? Marked for 5s.
Guy - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Suki: Hen desu yo?
Yake: So dai yo - Hen desu nay!
Saki: Henna gai jin
Moto: Veddy Starangu

Very good john, you got henna more of these?
MrMacphisto - November 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good, but will your next one still curry favor (flavor)? 5-5-5
John Jenkins - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever stuff, John. I will tattoo your epidermis some more 5s.
John Barry - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Rick, PMS, Red Ant, Guy, MrM., JJ.

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