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Song Parodies -> "Mean Baker of Buns"

Original Song Title:

"Teenager in Love"

Original Performer:

Dion and the Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"Mean Baker of Buns"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This song has got a moral,
Which I will now impart:
If your nerves are frayed,
Don't rip your dough apart.

Screaming, I make my imprecations:
"Why must I be a mean baker of buns?"

Not often I feel happy.
When I am, just a tad.
And when I burn my baked
Goods, I go mad.

So screaming, with self-interrogations:
"Why must I be a mean baker of buns?"

I'm icing a tiered wedding cake. . .nearly through.
You knock it over; it's toast; and so then I ice you.
I know that my blood pressure's high,
And I am a Type A, too.
Near apoplexy's nigh
When my apple pie crust's goo.

Needing to scarf my medications--
I then am a drugged mean baker of buns.

I'm dry--need some beer. . .drink a case, maybe two.
Then I'm a roaring drunk--this is not good to do,
Because my brain will start to fry.
So I will become a Bhu-
ddist, and I will say goodbye
To the things that made me rue.

Needing to start in meditations,
So I won't be a mean baker of buns.
I'll no more beat on my baked goods and grunt;
I'll no more berate with mean words like. . . .
Spend time in beatitude contemplations.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 8

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Jason - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job John. 555
Meriadoc - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
A keen wager of fun here.
alvin - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
baked to perfection....very zen
Phil Alexander - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Weird title sub.. beautifully executed as usual :-)
littleCupCakes - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir John, how about Toker Brownies? Then you'll be a mean, bad, toked-up Baker ! Beatitude : Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
2Eagle - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
I love to mutilate these bubblegum songs that we had to make do with before the Beatles.
Below Average Dave - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good job Johnny, unfortunately 2Eagle, it seems bubblegum took a new life again in the late 80s. . .rock survived but sometimes I question todays music fans (seriously, we have performers who spell tasty with an 'E' in major pop song, a ska punk chic singing about bananas and Rap has become the bread and butter of society. . .)
Tommy Turtle - July 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like Anger Management class is indicated. 555 mg of Valium for a weird/funny twist.

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