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Song Parodies -> "As Beers Go By"
Original Song Title:
"As Tears Go By"
Original Performer:
Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"As Beers Go By"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I work evenings in brew QA.*
I sit, watch the bottle parade.
Evenly spaced, they pass me efficiently.
I sit and watch as beers go by.
I see one that contains something
That I sure would not want to drink:
It is feared, can be found in the subway, underground.
Its dead eyes watch, its ears poked high.
I work evenings in brew QA.
I sit, watch the bottle parade.
As always, I nothing do about that brew.
I sit and watch rat beers go by.
*Quality Assurance
I sit, watch the bottle parade.
Evenly spaced, they pass me efficiently.
I sit and watch as beers go by.
I see one that contains something
That I sure would not want to drink:
It is feared, can be found in the subway, underground.
Its dead eyes watch, its ears poked high.
I work evenings in brew QA.
I sit, watch the bottle parade.
As always, I nothing do about that brew.
I sit and watch rat beers go by.
*Quality Assurance
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Watching beers go by and not drinking them? Talk about a difficult line of work!
looks like the perfect drink to have with jerking undead shad...5s
Steve got there before me...talk about the perfect example of a freakin' awful job! 555
Steve, Alvin, Kristof--thanks.
Someone HAD to write THAT parody eventually!
I sit and watch rat ears go by... he he This rat is your rat, this rat ain't my rat, he's in the liquor, that's where he drownded... Ah, refreshing and satisfying. 5's
A job I would be fired from after 5 minutes. 555
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