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Song Parodies -> "Fescue Me"

Original Song Title:

"Rescue Me"

Original Performer:

Fontella Bass

Parody Song Title:

"Fescue Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Fescue* me,
I want it for my lawn,
Fescue me,
It looks so nice at dawn.
Flush that bluegrass down the loo.
Send fescue
To my rescue.
Come on and fescue me.

(Come on, baby, and fescue me,
Come on, baby, and fescue me,
Use no Bermuda or Rye,
Only fescue my lawn likes.)

Fescue me
And let the sowing start.
Fescue me
And cover every part.
And then we can the deed do;
I'll seed you
And your lawn too,
Then you can fress-queue me

(come on, baby) Take it, baby,
(take it, baby) Hold it, baby,
(hold it, baby) Lung it, baby,
(lung it, baby) Can't you see how I'll seed you, baby?
Can't you see that I'm log-like?

Fress-queue me,
Come on and take my span.
Fress-queue me,
Come on, baby, don't use your hand,
'Cause I love it,
'Cause I need it.
Catch my seed when I'm log-like,
Fress-queue me.

Ooh ooh, mmm, mmm (ooh ooh, mmm, mmm)
Shake it, baby (shake it, baby),
Lawn it, baby (lawn it, baby),
Seed it, baby (seed it, baby),
Cast my seed where I'd lawn like.

Fescue me, fress-queue me, mmmm. . . .

*a type of lawn grass

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alvin rhodes - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
that just about covers it...5s
Paul Robinson - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, JB, you used "FESCUE" in a parody successfully...nice job...Actually, I had thought of this TITLE many, many years ago for this OS...I somehow happened across a pamphlet from the US Dept of Agriculture about curing "Fescue Foot" in some type of livestock...uh...don't recall why or where I saw this pamphlet, but I recall the one UNDER it was about "Hog Castration" and I took a pass on further reading at that point...5's here ~ ~ ~
John Barry - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, Paul--thanks.
Kristof Robertson - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
DThinkIKTOS, John, but a fun read...and I've learnt a new word!
Bob Gomez - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
F-E-S-C-U-E seed, find out what it means to Greens...
carol - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Chuck A. Spear - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Kentucky 31 fescue...or just some other junk? You make me want to do "Fescue & Clover" to the tune of Crimson & Clover! (but I wont)...good job...something different!

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