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Song Parodies -> "California Girl"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"California Girl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/12/miss-california-carrie-prejean-topless-photos/
Swell Jesus girl once stripped;
She deems she digs the Guy upstairs.
She’s a Socal girl, and she says she’s shocked
Because her bod’s shown, and it’s bare.

In vestments maybe oughta stay
To not be such a sight.
She’s no porno girl; nonetheless she’s miffed
Because she’s on boy-spending sites.

Her tits we all can see, California girl. . . .

Her breasts show, and those jugs? Fine!
But she’s a girl who wants banned
The pix in a bikini back when she was quite young.
Now singing psalms sweet for the Man.

She’s been all afrown, this gape-nips girl
And’s defended by the churl
Who’s got a furry weight parked on top of his pate
And runs the beaut-fest. . .red curls a squirrel?

Her nips we all can see, California girl. . . .

Her tits we all can see, California girl. . . .
(Girl, girl, girl is religious)
Her nips we all can see, California girl. . . .
(Girl, girl, girl’s not litigious)
Her nips we all can see, California girl. . . .
(Girl, girl, girl looks lubricious)
Her tits we all can see, California girl. . . .
(Girl, girl, girl is fictitious)



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Timmy1000 - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
John, you get 5"s for this, but she gets a 10. We all live in a fishbowl. I think "The Donald" exonerated her.
alvin - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
god's gifts to her are her gifts to us..lol
Mark Scotti - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Heeeere she comes, and so do the fives. My hat's off to you, as well as her top!!
Leo Keough - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
She claimed it was because the wind was blowing that day...ha-ha-ha...55W (the security code)!!!
Jim Rotondo - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Breast parody of the day posted just in a nipple of time (I know, I'm milkin' it...)
CalifCougaress - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Pirate Jack Barrow, I see another ~SirSweaty~ production here . . . Sir, Lord ~TrumpHer~ has spoken, and he alone has the final word !
John Barry - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, Alvin, Mark, Leo, Jim (LOL), Cougaress.
Andy Primus - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody - especially liked the furry weight
T***y Turtle, a/k/a "Tee-Tee" - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Screw the parody, was gonna 5 ya just for the link! .. but what surgeon implanted those stars, or is that a birth defect?

Natural OS (but no one else thought of it), excellently executed, esp. "Her tits we all can see, California girl" (rofl) and "this gape-nips girl" for "this great big world". 555, and would you now do one to ream the hypocrisy of the self-righteous pageant officials who mandate the teeny-bikini-high-heeled hip-swinging walk, but are aghast and agape at undrape and the drop of the top and a slip of the tip, and nip it in the bud?
Michael Pacholek - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
The irony is, anybody who'd want to "normal marry" her now would be too dumb to be worth it. A fantastic parody of a very parody-worthy subject.
2Eagle - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice update on the OS.

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