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Song Parodies -> "Ablute Ripeness"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Ablute Ripeness"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’ve got to ablute the ripeness;
underarms ain’t no nosegay.
I have to show politeness,
or folks will run away.

They’ll quickly take flight,
with their noses held tight.
I should ablute what is ripe.

Me near, they will not be goin’.
They know the stench will cause them doom.
I’ve got mold there overgrowin’;
I hear their voices—ragin’ looms.

Their noses held tight,
they will quickly take flight
I should ablute what is ripe.

I have got body stink aplenty,
so bad that it might make you cry.
Looks like your in for nasty scent breeze.
I need soap that is made from lye.

I’ll go make things right…
shower most of the night…
finally ablute what is ripe.

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