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Song Parodies -> "What Did the Celtics Do?"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"What Did the Celtics Do?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
What did the Celtics do
Last night, ’round 9:00?
They stopped LeBron and all his crew.
He was dyin’
On offense, dyin’!
He just couldn’t land ’em
In the hoop that’s round.
So the Celts handed ’em
A thrashing; Cavs dismayed, caved, went down.
Last night the Celtics crew
Was lookin’ fine,
So fine.
The Cavs crew
Didn’t do
Well—they blew;
Lost last two.
To Beantown,
With hopes that’s where
Cavs lose number 3
And Celts close down
The series.
What did the Celtics do?
They whipped Cavs’ hein!
Last night, ’round 9:00?
They stopped LeBron and all his crew.
He was dyin’
On offense, dyin’!
He just couldn’t land ’em
In the hoop that’s round.
So the Celts handed ’em
A thrashing; Cavs dismayed, caved, went down.
Last night the Celtics crew
Was lookin’ fine,
So fine.
The Cavs crew
Didn’t do
Well—they blew;
Lost last two.
To Beantown,
With hopes that’s where
Cavs lose number 3
And Celts close down
The series.
What did the Celtics do?
They whipped Cavs’ hein!
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Here's what the Celtics did: Make Spike Lee, Knick fan extraordinaire, root for them! No joke: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2010/05/11/2010-05-11_desire_for_knicks_to_land_cavaliers_star_lebron_james_has_spike_lee_cheering_for.html
Don't talk to me about the Celtics! The Russell Celtics always crucified the Cincinnati Royals. ;D
Maybe if the Royals had paid their players as much as Bob Huggins paid his Bearcats...
...(pouring Michael a shot of bourbon) As we always say "You can't spells SUCKS without UC"! ;D
Whatever the Celtics did on the 11th, they did again tonight.
And if the Royals' fans had supported their team, they wouldn't have had to move to Kansas City and Sacramento and ...
And if the Royals' fans had supported their team, they wouldn't have had to move to Kansas City and Sacramento and ...
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