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Song Parodies -> "Did You Ever Have True Maleness in Mind?"

Original Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?"

Original Performer:

The Lovin' Spoonful

Parody Song Title:

"Did You Ever Have True Maleness in Mind?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Did you ever have true maleness in mind—
Wish you were hung and leave the muffin behind?
You want to be he-sy, don’t want to be gyn’d.
Did you ever had dude-maleness in mind?

You reach the point where you finally decide. . .
Say “yes” to hung, ’cause muffin you can’t abide.
You’re going through changes, and so you’ve applied
To make manifest the male that’s inside.

You once were one with big blue eyes and cute as a bunny;
Your pair will be sheared, and stretched out, your cunny—
A jut where once chink—you’ll be hung like a churl,
Your part emboldened, and you’re mountin’ willing girls.

You’re gonna go beyond true maleness in mind:
Dick up like sun that’s risin’ up from behind
Those old mountain ranges that are firred and pined.
You’ll be beyond maleness merely in mind.

Ungyn’d, you really dig the girls and focus to kiss ’em,
And then you get impacted, and foment to bliss ’em,
But—can’t be a father, ’cause makin’ that kind
Of somatatropic potion just can’t be designed.

You’re past the point of no return and you’re guy’d,
Said “yes” to hung, and it’s swinging when you stride.
You’ve been through big changes; your tubes have been tied.
You’re a man—a fait [accompli], not merely implied.

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Mark Scotti - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Another sex changed classic. Switched 555 ways..
Old Man Ribber - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - Transcendant, transfixing...and transgendered! Bravo! ;D
! ! ! - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Careful, sirSweaty . . . or 'you ' may be danglin' chink to chink . . . .
John Barry - January 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Mark: Thanks.
OMR: Tranks.
! ! !: Love your comment. Sounds like a parody title. May I, if I find the inspiration?
Susanna Viljanen - January 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I have a friend who is female to male transsexual. Nice song.
NorCalVotress - January 24, 2011 - Report this comment
~ Chinq~On , Captain Jacques de BareAll . . . . . . . . PS: LievSCHREIBER makes such an interesting Trannsy ! !

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