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Song Parodies -> "Houston Can't Shelter You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Houston Can't Shelter You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Houston will shelter you
Until you find
A way that you can get back to
"Easy," dryin',
"Big Easy," dryin'.
But then Ike makes landfall--
Things blowin' around.
Then you see a man fall
It's Geraldo, the gasbag and clown.
Houston can't shelter you. . .
Downed power lines. . .
Wind whines.
Go from New
Orleans to
Town of Hou-
ston, then screwed.
The wind howls
You're here; once there.
Town's leveled; levees
Back home, fine.
Scowls:
You'd cleared out!
Houston can't shelter you. . .
Ma Nature time.
Until you find
A way that you can get back to
"Easy," dryin',
"Big Easy," dryin'.
But then Ike makes landfall--
Things blowin' around.
Then you see a man fall
It's Geraldo, the gasbag and clown.
Houston can't shelter you. . .
Downed power lines. . .
Wind whines.
Go from New
Orleans to
Town of Hou-
ston, then screwed.
The wind howls
You're here; once there.
Town's leveled; levees
Back home, fine.
Scowls:
You'd cleared out!
Houston can't shelter you. . .
Ma Nature time.
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5 for Profundity, not for Funny. (It's a Top Submittor war now, isn't it? :))
This was good. I liked it
eerie...dug it
Devistating.
Thanks, Agri, Jason, Alvin, 2Eagle.
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