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Song Parodies -> "Beheld Barb'rella's Boobs"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Beheld Barb'rella's Boobs"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Barbarella, also known as Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy is a 1968 erotic science fiction film, based on the French Barbarella comic book.
Beheld Barb'rella's boobs--
They were sublime.
Transparent plastic cups on two
I was eyein',
My orbs applyin'.

I'd love to handle 'em.
Parallel to ground,
Sturdy stalwarts standing
Statuesque, stately, strident, yet round.

Beheld Barb'rella's boobs;
They were sublime

I love two,
I love two,
I love two
Lovely boobs; children's chow
Issues from there,
Mammoth mammaries.
I'd milk that cow,
My ears squeezed!

Me held Barb'rella's boobs.
In dream of mine.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Yoidy - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Jane Fonda sure was fine in her Barbarella prime! 5s
Michael Pacholek - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
So you're fonda her? You want her to straddle your cannon next? I wonder if she should have to apologize for THAT. But as far as titles go, I think you're stretching it a bit... Said the author of "The Wreck of My Deadened Toshiba"...
Rick C - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Sounds like you were pretty Fonda those things. LOL 555
alvin rhodes - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
funny, i've only seen the first five minutes of that movie
Meriadoc - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I was always too busy looking at Anita Pallenburg... :-)
John Barry - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Yoidy, Michael, Rick, Alvin, Merry.
Tommy Turtle - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Could never find an uncensored version... What I like best is that this flick surely embarrasses the s*** out of JF. AlliteraFive.
Below Average Dave - February 07, 2007 - Report this comment
You must really, really, really like this song, that or you really, really, really hate it. If someone else parodied this song, I think it would be wrong now, it's kinda your song. . .I for one will never parody it.

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