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Song Parodies -> "I Love Chow That's Lunch Meat"

Original Song Title:

"I Love How You Love Me"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vinton

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Chow That's Lunch Meat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I'd love some olive loaf;
Oh so much I miss it.
I'd love some Thuringer, too,
But for lunch, no brisket.
I love those slain creatures
I eat ravenously.
No barking, though, Chow-Chow.
I love chow that's lunch meat
(Love chow of lunch meat).

I do not love heart meat,
And gizzards aren't wholesome.
For lunch, bring no skink to me,
And I'll vole and mole shun.
I don't love whey;
I'm no lecher for leche, see!
I'd barf New England chow-
der--it's lacking lunch meat
(It's an udder treat).

I'd love some liver loaf,
Though gizzard. . .won't diss it
Because it's been processed to
Slice, slab on a biscuit.
I love those slain creatures
They treat renderously.
I'm scarfing down this chow
That I love so: lunch meat
(I love so, lunch meat).

I'd love now a lunch treat
(Love now a brunch treat).
I love chow; I'll seize meat, squeeze meat, ease meat
Down--and then Tums eat.

Chow hound for lunch meat,
I'll kowtow for lunch meat.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Stan Hall - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
5 yuks, 5 yucks, whatever ... just 5s. :-) Loved the " ... Chow-Chow" line. The OS was my daughter's audition song one year for her high school's annual Rock & Roll Revival show ... wish she'd had these lyrics to use. :-)
alvin - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
a parody to sink your teeth into....nice twists on the original lines
John Barry - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan, Alvin.
Kristof Robertson - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Your lunch meat guy and my vagrant should get together, JAB! Fun stuff. 555
littleLunchCake - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack Barrow, You < Lunch Me > I surrender Sir !! I'd willingly walk the plank just to escape this greasy Gorging display of vileness!!
~MadameBovine~ - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
And one more thing, Sir John, . . . " I Love How You Lunch me".
Johnny D - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, JB, yes! More Bobby Vinton parodies, PLEASE! Seriously - his songs are SO deserving, and you're just the man to do it!

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