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Song Parodies -> "I’m a Big Beaver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Believer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I’m a Big Beaver"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I think trunks are only good for stakin’ swales. . .
Rend and drop an elm—it’s heavenly.
Trunks I’ve got aplenty
Dammin’ up a stream.
Dent. appointment haunted all my dreams.

Like a saw, my face, ’cause I’m a big beaver—
Not a trace of oak left behind.
I slit trunks, I’m a big beaver,
I couldn’t leave fir if I tried.

I think trunks are more, not less, for-rippin’ things.
Streams that pour. . .I place branches till blocked.
For that Spruce no pinin’;
It can’t feel no pain.
If I’ve bleeding gumlines, I’ll refrain.

Like a saw, my face, ’cause I’m a big beaver—
Got a taste of oak in my mind.
My chick’s skunk, I’m in her beaver,
But I won’t cleave ’er from behind.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Old Man Ribber - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You really got your teeth into this one! ;D
Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"Dam'd" that I have read a second beaver parody today by the "master' builder!
Christie Marie M - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
A dam "fir" parody! Chomping 555 kinds of wood with this one!
Andy Primus - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL @ last 2 lines
TJC - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Five camel-toes!
Fiddlegirl - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"Fir" goodness sake... 555 :D
UnKnownVo - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack, you're s whacky, dunky, SkunkyBeaver all right . . . . Any BeaverRoulette today, Sir ? ?
UnKnownCooCaress - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
PirateJack, you're a load of Buffed & Low, Sir ! I'd like to get my CougarClaws on you !
Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Cute and really funny, it's beaverrific! 5's
Meriadoc - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Good word-play in this one.
DameBeeved - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Got Floss, Sir Sweaty? derBigBeaver knows that he needs a good DENTAL PLan ! Sir " Jacques Le Grand Beavre " and `tis the season to be aSpawning . . . all those newly spawned Beaverettes will need a medPlan, too !

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