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Song Parodies -> "Gorge"
Original Song Title:
"More"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Vic Damone
Parody Song Title:
"Gorge"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gorge on a great big lunch of a T-bone—
this is a lunch for which I won’t atone.
Gorge not on simple fare; I like parfait;
I only live for lunch like gorged soufflé.
Gorge is all that I know;
I partake of jelly rolls.
My life turns on vittles feeding,
table-leading. Manners? Breeding?!
Long are my lunch breaks—
such a long, long time.
I’m far beyond basic glutinous crime.
I know I’ll often go and for’ge
for a great big bowl of porr’dge
I can shovel down my gorge.
I know I’ll often go and for’ge
in locations of food stor’ge.
But I’ll draw the line at bor’ge.
this is a lunch for which I won’t atone.
Gorge not on simple fare; I like parfait;
I only live for lunch like gorged soufflé.
Gorge is all that I know;
I partake of jelly rolls.
My life turns on vittles feeding,
table-leading. Manners? Breeding?!
Long are my lunch breaks—
such a long, long time.
I’m far beyond basic glutinous crime.
I know I’ll often go and for’ge
for a great big bowl of porr’dge
I can shovel down my gorge.
I know I’ll often go and for’ge
in locations of food stor’ge.
But I’ll draw the line at bor’ge.
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