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Song Parodies -> "My Haul Increases"

Original Song Title:

"I Fall to Pieces"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Patsy Cline

Parody Song Title:

"My Haul Increases"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

My haul increases
each time I’ve a stealing yen.
My haul increases.
“But you could end in the pen!”

You tell me my behavior is amiss.
You tell me I should fret (I should fret),
that I may soon regret (soon regret).

But I tell you that I
am thinking, “No sweat!”
You talk while my grand haul increases.

Your squall increases;
you tell me that I have no shame (have no shame).
My gall increases;
I say, “Your shaming is lame!”

I suggest that you really off should shove.
Then I am off to do (off to do)
Another job or two (job or two).
But I’m caught, and it’s jail they take me to.
And I cry as my haul law seizes.
I can’t fly, as my bail increases.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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2Eagle - January 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Haul some 5's.
Patrick - January 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Wish we all could steal a few more comments, views.

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